spam spam spam spam

I just received this one at work entitled "Banality." As I writer, I feel you have to open those e-mails because you're always worried they're talking about your work, which in my case, may be entirely possible.

But no, it's about something ... well, I have no idea what it's about. It's like getting an e-mail from Borat.

"break guttural competently anomalous
Check A R S S right now, stockjobbers drop the price, it's time to get in
and get profit!
inform inordinately washbasin cosmetic"

When I read "stockjobbers," I immedately thought of nameless stockbrokers who always lose money quickly to the bigger profit guys like Donald Trump or somebody. But that could be the wrestling fan in me thinking.