For those of you single guys out there, did you know there's a wedding tradition where you save the top layer of your cake, stick it in a freezer and then eat it on your first anniversary? No? Well, then, consider this your due warning, so you can prepare yourself when the cake people and fiance give you menacing looks for obviously thinking this is the stupidest fucking idea in the history of ideas.
Think about it for a second. You are putting a baked dessert into the fridge for a year. Can anybody else see the line forming so you can get some of that? Girls, when you wonder why guys never heard of this story, or make an awful face when they hear of it, it's because we've never thought, "Man, this steak is really, really good. I'm going to save the rest, stick it in the freezer and see how it holds up! It will be awesome!" No, it sounds disgusting. There's shit in my fridge right now that's probably over a year old, but that's only because I'm the bastard who's too lazy to throw it out, not because I'm saving it for some arbitrary date, chosen only because the fire hall was open for that date.
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